lemonsorbet

My name is Kelsey and I am a painter. I'm a Michigander and I study art at Kendall College of Art and Design. I appreciate music, food, Harry Potter (Ravenclaw), and brachycephalic dogs. I dabble in philosophy, ethics, and politics. I'm "in" love for the sixth year in a row. Oh, and I swear like a fucking sailor.

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perennial-taco: lemonsorbet: thedailywhat: Pure Evil Prank of the Day: Redditor Halveraptor calls this one “How to piss off your intelligent significant other without even trying.” In related news, being able to use English properly means you’re “intelligent.” [reddit.] Oh dear. So tempting. Need to remember to torcher Max (my brother) with this. Game plan? Make his girlfriend’s name a shortcut to an insult. Let me know if you’ve got anything better. >:D You mean torture? Haha I’m sorry but the irony of that was fantastic What’s even funnier is I kept respelling it over and over again until “torcher” came up on my MacBook as a spell check option.

perennial-taco:

lemonsorbet:

thedailywhat:

Pure Evil Prank of the Day: Redditor Halveraptor calls this one “How to piss off your intelligent significant other without even trying.”

In related news, being able to use English properly means you’re “intelligent.”

[reddit.]

Oh dear. So tempting. Need to remember to torcher Max (my brother) with this. Game plan? Make his girlfriend’s name a shortcut to an insult. Let me know if you’ve got anything better. >:D

You mean torture? Haha I’m sorry but the irony of that was fantastic

What’s even funnier is I kept respelling it over and over again until “torcher” came up on my MacBook as a spell check option.

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    What’s even funnier is I kept respelling it over and over again until “torcher” came up on my MacBook as a spell check...
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    You mean torture? Haha I’m sorry but the irony of that was fantastic
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    Please note that anybody who tries to do this to me will die.
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    kept happening and I had no idea why, I’d shoot myself in the face
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    Hahaha oh my gosh...would drive me crazy….talk about a prank.
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    I would stab. Stab so hard, I tell you.
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